The world is my Oyster
latenightalaska:
“ mysteryofthelizardmen:
“ coffeeandspentbrass:
“ sturmgewehrr:
“ never-let–it-die:
“ tittiesandtanks:
“ statecide:
“ illbeyourmursesomeday:
“NURBLRS, SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
”
i see some shit….some crazy shit
figuratively and...

latenightalaska:

mysteryofthelizardmen:

coffeeandspentbrass:

sturmgewehrr:

never-let–it-die:

tittiesandtanks:

statecide:

illbeyourmursesomeday:

NURBLRS, SO WHAT DO YOU DO?

i see some shit….some crazy shit
figuratively and literally

I squish tubes together

I care for *these* critters but I kill *those* critters.

I stare at a foundry

I make things shiny and hit things with hammers. 

I tell people how I’d rob them

I push oily goop around until it strangely resembles an image

i refill holes I make myself after looking through the dirt 

anthrovein:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

helloharumi:

55 men signed the United States Constitution.  Afterwards, the 55 signors went to the bar and had a party.  The bill survives to this day.  It reads:

60 bottles of Claret
54 Bottles of Madeira
22 bottles of Porter
12 bottles of beer
8 bottles of whiskey
8 bottles of hard cider
7 bowls of rum punch

there is also a notation for various broken glasses, decanters, and several chairs.

Oh my God I’m totally throwing a 4th of July party this year just to recreate this

Okay this is super rad and stuff…but can I have the source?? where are the sources??

http://teachingamericanhistory.org/convention/citytavern/
That’s the best I could find

very-territorial-oak:
“ fox-poster:
“ One trillion Fox
Each of them is 5'8
Thats 5,666,666,666,666 feet of fox
Sun is 93,000,000 miles away
93,000,000 miles = 491,040,000,000 feet
5,666,666,666,666 is greater than 491,040,000,000
Foxes stand on each...

very-territorial-oak:

fox-poster:

One trillion Fox
Each of them is 5'8
Thats 5,666,666,666,666 feet of fox
Sun is 93,000,000 miles away
93,000,000 miles = 491,040,000,000 feet
5,666,666,666,666 is greater than 491,040,000,000
Foxes stand on each others shoulders and create ladder to sun
shine the sun
Foxes win

And you didn’t even have to use all the Foxes

The sun has been (multi)shining for 4.5 billion years. Not even a trillion Foxes could compare to that amount of tech skill

To make this all a little stranger, Fox weights 70.31 kg and one trillion Fox’s would weigh 7.031 x 10^13 kg and the sun’s weight is 1.989 × 10^30 kg so while Fox could make a ladder to the sun he has a similar though smaller total mass than Dia one of Jupiters smaller moons which has a mass around 9 x 10^13 kg, I think the sun has this one on lock. 

rustyqrow:

RT ExtraLife Livestream:

Morning: For the Kids! Smooches All Around!

Evening: RIP MICHAEL!

Night: Maniacal laughter at Amiibo Torture.

LATE NIGHT: Everyone Is drunk. Everyone is loopy. I don’t even know what is going on anymore. But I absolutely love it.

even later (morning maybe): group yoga

caitiward:
“ guarded-belief:
“ Jacks beard is officially gone and these are the two culprits who shaved it off. Probably one of my fav moments I managed to screen shot.
”
Love this so hard.
”
“hey watch this beard for me” miles luna 2015

caitiward:

guarded-belief:

Jacks beard is officially gone and these are the two culprits who shaved it off. Probably one of my fav moments I managed to screen shot.

Love this so hard.

“hey watch this beard for me” miles luna 2015

welcometonightvalebook:
“ cant-sleep-im-an-owl:
“ @welcometonightvalebook
”
Cool pawn shop. How much is that bell?
”
$11, you should know the rules by now.

welcometonightvalebook:

cant-sleep-im-an-owl:

@welcometonightvalebook

Cool pawn shop. How much is that bell?

$11, you should know the rules by now.

kittykat6088:
“edwardspoonhands:
“lizziekeiper:
“abookblog:
“mycupofbooks:
“booksandpublishing:
““In the gallery beyond: more dead.” - The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt (hardback)
”
It’s literally “love is for the weak” ”
“It was, like most of the rooms in...

kittykat6088:

edwardspoonhands:

lizziekeiper:

abookblog:

mycupofbooks:

booksandpublishing:

“In the gallery beyond: more dead.” - The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt (hardback)

It’s literally “love is for the weak” 😃

“It was, like most of the rooms in the Institute, an unused bedroom, meant for visiting Shadowhunters.” - Clockwork Prince 

LIKE LITERALLY ACTUALLY WTF

“All righty. I’ll leave you to it, then.” - To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before by Jenny Han. 

This young man’s credentials were satisfactory, my father and my aunt (who had always looked after the children’s welfare) were satisfied, and I acquiesced. - Crooked House - Agatha Christie

“Alas! My own hand feels as light as a feather.” - The Return of the King

Oh, God.

Besides, he’d made some discoveries. - Dust of Dreams- Steven Erikson

valvesoftware:

going to college like

image

So that’s why you could never turn off the heater at school, all the burning money.

vhenanfenharel:

australopithecusrex:

just-shower-thoughts:

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

hey jwehrlich please answer this

It’s less how long before dig up a person and more is whether or not you have the permission of the local government and if at all possible that of whatever decedent community exists before excavation begins (some people don’t take kindly to having their ancestors dug up and put into a museum), which is why if someone were to break into say a tomb in Egypt and take a mummy with them on the way out it would still be considered grave robbery even though the person in question has been dead for more than two thousand years. But really people if you have to ask whether what you are doing is grave robbery or not you probably shouldn’t have a shovel with you when you do.

This record goes at to all you cool cats out there.

This record goes at to all you cool cats out there.

Petrie Museum of Egyptian Archaeology, UCL

Petrie Museum of Egyptian Archaeology, UCL.